Friday, June 27, 2008

Marketing Fun And Easy

It can be that I'm not right, but I think it's a great, simple and very clear explanation of difficult things:
(from a mail of a friend)

ДОМ с ХИМЕРАМИ
1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a
party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in
bed." That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and,
pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and get his telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May
I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your
breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks
up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He
fancies you, but you talk him into going home with
your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be handsome men in all these houses you're
passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated
towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs,
"I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.

9. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to
you and grabs your ass.
That's President Clinton..

10. You liked it, but twenty years later your attorney
decides you were offended. That's America!

7 comments:

  1. ha ha ha ha! Now that made me laugh :O)

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  2. Thanks. I learn all about business in one post!

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  3. Ah, I'm too offended today...so I think a smile and the friends are the most important thing in this life.

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  4. Thats the most hilarious post i have ever read.

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  5. Hope you like it so much to re-pass here from time to time.

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  6. Haha. Enjoyed the humor. Really Fun Way to learn about Marketing.

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  7. You see that everything difficult can be soooo easy! :)))

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