Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
The Wit of Steven Wright